So the boy informed me today that anything can be used as a bookmark (considering he’s used socks and stuffed animals for this purpose, I am not exactly shocked by his assertion). We batted this back and forth for a while and then (because I am Queen of the Dad Jokes) I came up with this jazzy little tune and started freestyling some lyrics. Much later I realized that the world needed to at least read this masterpiece, and here we are.
And I will tell you what, if you donate to my Crowdrise today, I will record myself singing this glorious song and post it for your listening … um. Well. Your listening.
This is part of the Every Single Day Challenge, to raise money for the ACLU. You can donate any time; if you can’t donate, please feel free to signal boost.